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    Problems Remembering

    This is basically just a post to get rid of that "Hello, you haven't posted in a while" message because it was screwing up a script I wrote. It's kind of a funny joke anyway..

    A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

    Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen for a drink," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me piece of cake?" The husband says, "Sure." She gently reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget it?" He says, "No, I can certainly remember that!"

    Then the woman says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down because I know you'll forget it." The man replies, "I can remember that! You want some cake with strawberries."
    She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream on top. Now I'm certain you're gonna forget that, so you'd better write it down ok." Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down woman! I can remember that! Cake with strawberries! And whipped cream!" He then grumbles into the kitchen. After about 30 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"
    -bruce /* somdcomputerguy */
    'If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.'

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    Hahaha I'm going to have to steal that one, thanks!

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    Married

    Married
    A man is incomplete until he is married.
    Then he is really finished.....
    -bruce /* somdcomputerguy */
    'If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.'

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    I'm so confused.

    Since I'm not married am I...
    • ...Complete/Incomplete?
    • ...Beginning, in progress, beyond finished (whatever that may be)?
    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
    but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
    "Damn... that was fun!"

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    A lady in the music circle I am allowed to attend (I often wonder why these other super musicians put up with me..), had a related joke. "Single woman don't fart because they don't have a**holes until they're married"!
    -bruce /* somdcomputerguy */
    'If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.'

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