The front my birth certificate says I'm supposed to be 48 today, but on the back it says, "But you'll feel like you're at least a hundred fifty!" How did a piece of paper know I'd be taking care of a 1 & 2 year old? Thank goodness the 9 & 10 year old goto daycare (I mean school.. ) some of the day..
It's been near a year and a week since my last cigarette though. That makes me and my wallet real happy.