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    Another joke

    Warning, this joke contains sex and violence

    A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

    "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

    Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

    Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."
    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
    but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
    "Damn... that was fun!"

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    -bruce /* somdcomputerguy */
    'If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.'

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    Thinkin' out loud again Builder's Avatar
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    Haha! Too funny. Yeah, auto-incorrect can really mess things up!
    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
    but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
    "Damn... that was fun!"

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    Really funny

    I like such jokes very much

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    LOL very drole :-)
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    Great to see you drop in on the old gang again linnetwoods! Wherever you are sailing/docked/anchored/whatever I hope things are well.

    Don't be a stranger,
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    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
    but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
    "Damn... that was fun!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Builder View Post
    Great to see you drop in on the old gang again linnetwoods!
    Yes, thank you sir!
    -bruce /* somdcomputerguy */
    'If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.'

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    Red face Dropping in...

    Lovely to find you guys still around - We are still in exactly the same place as when we last 'met' here on the forums... One of these days we might move on but we're happy... :-)
    The pen is mightier than the sword. Except when the other guy has the sword
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    Same here. Reminds me of old times.
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